Don’t forget that registration for Darth X opens at 8am on Saturday 1st December. Last year, all six hundreds places were snapped up in under three hours, so a hangover lie-in could rob you of the opportunity of a lifetime. Set the alarm, and be ready. Finger poised. The only choice to make: am I a Tenderfoot or an Immortal? Oh, and can I really live without the snazzy new Darth top